Mother's Children Lapel Accessories! Rodents not included!!!

1.5" lapel pins have just arrived in the Mother's Children Shipping and Receiving Department. Quantities are limited, so act fast! 'Mum's Kids' number-one Fan, Teddy the Hamster, sez: "Collect all three!" They are FREE.

T-shirts: we ran out of Men's Medium, and Girl sizes the other night. All we have left are Men's large, so all you big-burly MC Fans come get yer T-shirts! For all you other skinny waifs, we are printing more ASAP!

Look good all the time.

Listen up Mutha's Chillun friends and relatives; Go back to school in style with our BRAND NEW Mother's Children t-shirts (some worn, but only briefly and tastefully by us.) Come to our August 14th show at RNR Pizza Party to acquire your very own extremely limited, personally hand printed American Apparel Mother's Children shirt! They are only 8 dollars, which is actually less than buying a plain one from the American Apparel store!